I get it.
You like Apple. Fine.
You love gadgets. Cool.
But dude, these people are applauding because you slept on the street outside their shop overnight just for the opportunity to be the first to give them £429 for a giant Iphone that has been available elsewhere for months.
What the fuck does a 17 year old “aspiring actor” need one of these things for anyways?
Friday 28 May 2010
Gimme Gimme Gimme
Yes this again.
So Vince Cable thinks that if we don’t tax savings and income at the same level, its “An open invitation to tax avoidance”.
Lets spell this out for the eerily creepy Dr shall we?
I go to work and I earn money for said work. The government comes by and takes a great big wedge of that before I even see it for them to pay for whatever the fuck they want. With what I have left over I pay my living expenses and maybe treat myself to a pair of sneakers or a bottle of wine from time to time.
Before that however, I decide to put some away so that I can look after myself and my kin in my old age. That’s right. So I can do these things. See I don’t expect the fucking government or the next man to do that. It is my life and therefore my responsibility.
Now. I invest this money and maybe it grows, maybe it shrinks. If it grows, Dr Cable thinks he should get a slice of that too. That in itself is disgusting. The fact that he wants as big a piece of this pie as the original pie (my earnings) is beyond reprehensible.
Tell you what Dr Cockwad. Why don’t I invest my money in something stupid. Say, Scottish solar panels. What happens when I lose that investment? Are you going to pay me 40% of my loss? You’re happy to take the 40% if I turn a profit. Do you not understand that people saving money is good for everyone? That s how businesses get investment and grow and prosper. I thought you were a fucking economist.
You are a fucking thief and a fucking cunt. Stop reading your own press you deluded, confused and tired old man.
So Vince Cable thinks that if we don’t tax savings and income at the same level, its “An open invitation to tax avoidance”.
Lets spell this out for the eerily creepy Dr shall we?
I go to work and I earn money for said work. The government comes by and takes a great big wedge of that before I even see it for them to pay for whatever the fuck they want. With what I have left over I pay my living expenses and maybe treat myself to a pair of sneakers or a bottle of wine from time to time.
Before that however, I decide to put some away so that I can look after myself and my kin in my old age. That’s right. So I can do these things. See I don’t expect the fucking government or the next man to do that. It is my life and therefore my responsibility.
Now. I invest this money and maybe it grows, maybe it shrinks. If it grows, Dr Cable thinks he should get a slice of that too. That in itself is disgusting. The fact that he wants as big a piece of this pie as the original pie (my earnings) is beyond reprehensible.
Tell you what Dr Cockwad. Why don’t I invest my money in something stupid. Say, Scottish solar panels. What happens when I lose that investment? Are you going to pay me 40% of my loss? You’re happy to take the 40% if I turn a profit. Do you not understand that people saving money is good for everyone? That s how businesses get investment and grow and prosper. I thought you were a fucking economist.
You are a fucking thief and a fucking cunt. Stop reading your own press you deluded, confused and tired old man.
Save us....
This is absolutely horrible.
But when I see peoples initial reaction being “Uhhh….BAN IT”. I think “Fuck sakes, has everyone just given up thinking?”
Here’s a list of other things we should ban
Dogs – all of them
Hot water
The sun
Electricity
Cars (The day I hit a child at 20 mph -and realised the speed limit must be lowered) It is so unbelievably fucking stupid thats it might be a work of art.
Or....
We could try to use some common fucking sense or a shred of personal responsibility.
No? Didnt think so.
But when I see peoples initial reaction being “Uhhh….BAN IT”. I think “Fuck sakes, has everyone just given up thinking?”
Here’s a list of other things we should ban
Dogs – all of them
Hot water
The sun
Electricity
Cars (The day I hit a child at 20 mph -and realised the speed limit must be lowered) It is so unbelievably fucking stupid thats it might be a work of art.
Or....
We could try to use some common fucking sense or a shred of personal responsibility.
No? Didnt think so.
Thursday 27 May 2010
Dear deluded, useless old man
Unless you propose to drastically lower both, it is NOT important that we tax income at the same level as wealth. Do you understand that?
To everyone who thought this daft old cunt deserved a nobel prize for economics, why does he now propose to punish people who save their money? Surely spending it all (and more) is what brought about this financial meltdown int he firt place?
You do NOT have a God given right to most of my money wether through income tax, capital gains tax, council tax, value added tax, death tax, inheritance tax. I’m surprised you don’t want a quarter of my shit when I take a fucking dump.
You and your fellow politicians are entirely mind numbing in your fucking arrogant assumption that every single little thing that I do, you deserve to get a chunk of it. And for what exactly? To pay other people to have children? To support a political class that openly despises me and takes pleasure in making my life as fucking difficult as possible?
I implore you, for all that is good in the world.
Fuck. Right. Off.
To everyone who thought this daft old cunt deserved a nobel prize for economics, why does he now propose to punish people who save their money? Surely spending it all (and more) is what brought about this financial meltdown int he firt place?
You do NOT have a God given right to most of my money wether through income tax, capital gains tax, council tax, value added tax, death tax, inheritance tax. I’m surprised you don’t want a quarter of my shit when I take a fucking dump.
You and your fellow politicians are entirely mind numbing in your fucking arrogant assumption that every single little thing that I do, you deserve to get a chunk of it. And for what exactly? To pay other people to have children? To support a political class that openly despises me and takes pleasure in making my life as fucking difficult as possible?
I implore you, for all that is good in the world.
Fuck. Right. Off.
Tuesday 25 May 2010
Cash for babiesgate
Have most people lost the fucking plot?
A baby is born. The government takes other peoples money and gives the babys parents £250. The baby will then have to grow up and pay back that money through higher taxes. What is not to get? Where do all the people moaning about scrapping the absolutely fucking ludicrous child trust fund think this money comes from? Thin air no doubt.
Being foreign I was not aware of it until it was scrapped yesterday. Everyone complaining about its loss must have lost their fucking minds. Not only does this need to go, but about a thousand times this and more needs to go as well.
THERE IS NO FUCKING MONEY LEFT YOU THICK FUCKS.
And why the fuck should I be forced to pay for people having babies. If I want babies, I will pay for them. That’s it. This is a miniscule but encouraging start.
A baby is born. The government takes other peoples money and gives the babys parents £250. The baby will then have to grow up and pay back that money through higher taxes. What is not to get? Where do all the people moaning about scrapping the absolutely fucking ludicrous child trust fund think this money comes from? Thin air no doubt.
Being foreign I was not aware of it until it was scrapped yesterday. Everyone complaining about its loss must have lost their fucking minds. Not only does this need to go, but about a thousand times this and more needs to go as well.
THERE IS NO FUCKING MONEY LEFT YOU THICK FUCKS.
And why the fuck should I be forced to pay for people having babies. If I want babies, I will pay for them. That’s it. This is a miniscule but encouraging start.
Tuesday 11 May 2010
Heres to our M.P....nesis
How ironic is that penis Nick Clegg?
He bangs on about democracy and representation and in the same fucking breath would have us ruled entirely by unelected bureaucrats in Brussels.
We are broke and getting broker by the second. We are at war in the middle east. We are under constant and ever increasing surveillance by a government who clearly hold us in utter contempt. Companies, wealth creators and regular people are having 50%+ of their earnings taken by the state in order support its client voter base of civil servants, layabouts and criminals. Hard working people are leaving this country in droves and being replaced by fundamentalists that hate this place. Public spending has increased by 75% since 1997 while our schools, and hospitals have fallen down the tables of international standards.
Now what does Nick Clegg think the most pressing issue of the day is? Voting reform of course. His voting reform. He has already been offered a deal whereby a referendum would be offered to voters and we would be able to choose the style and level of voting reform. He said no. That’s is because he is just like most politicians and views us as too stupid to run our own affairs. He knows best.
What a shit show.
He bangs on about democracy and representation and in the same fucking breath would have us ruled entirely by unelected bureaucrats in Brussels.
We are broke and getting broker by the second. We are at war in the middle east. We are under constant and ever increasing surveillance by a government who clearly hold us in utter contempt. Companies, wealth creators and regular people are having 50%+ of their earnings taken by the state in order support its client voter base of civil servants, layabouts and criminals. Hard working people are leaving this country in droves and being replaced by fundamentalists that hate this place. Public spending has increased by 75% since 1997 while our schools, and hospitals have fallen down the tables of international standards.
Now what does Nick Clegg think the most pressing issue of the day is? Voting reform of course. His voting reform. He has already been offered a deal whereby a referendum would be offered to voters and we would be able to choose the style and level of voting reform. He said no. That’s is because he is just like most politicians and views us as too stupid to run our own affairs. He knows best.
What a shit show.
Friday 7 May 2010
Utterly and completely
Fucking pathetic.
The UK electorate has basically told their masters today. "Go ahead. Fucking steal from me. Bankrupt my nation and ruin my future. Put me under constant surveilance. Steal my liberty. Shit in my fucking face because I do not fucking care"
I am beyond words. I hope there is a fucking riot.
The UK electorate has basically told their masters today. "Go ahead. Fucking steal from me. Bankrupt my nation and ruin my future. Put me under constant surveilance. Steal my liberty. Shit in my fucking face because I do not fucking care"
I am beyond words. I hope there is a fucking riot.
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